Reading a Book on Spirituality
Ignoring the Polite Requests of the Management
Flowing Garments on a ManSunday, August 23, 2009
Warning Signs
The following are a few of the warning signs I've compiled during the years I've spent as a restaurant. A customer exhibiting one or more of these features may be more likely than the average customer to prove to be troublesome for the staff. Of course, there are exceptions to every rule, and there is the slim chance that a person displaying any of the behavior below may prove to be a lovely, gracious guest in your restaurant. But forewarned is forearmed, they say, and in that spirit I offer you Warning Signs:
Reading a Book on Spirituality
Ignoring the Polite Requests of the Management
Flowing Garments on a Man
Reading a Book on SpiritualityIgnoring the Polite Requests of the ManagementFlowing Garments on a Man
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Flowing garments on a man! Haw! You're really on a roll now. I'm glad you're doing the cartoons with the text, it makes all the difference. I also like the spiritual book reading lady, reminds me of a poem I wrote.
ReplyDeleteKRISTY AND SAM
The new age lesbian lovers
come into the bar
sit down at the end
and immediately open
their hardcover copies
of The Celestial Prophecy.
I guess today
they will not save the world
or correct our grammar
or tell us how to
raise our children.
They are too busy making use
of this perfect reading environment
even turning their pages
at the same time.
They have quit smoking too
and in every way are shining
examples for all of us.
They realize to reach their level
of spiritual perfection
is a difficult thing
for clods like us
but they are patient
as we struggle
as holy people
should be.
I do believe I remember that one, as I read small press journals from time to time. A Schneider classic!
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