Who would ever imagine that a guy with a chain attached to his wallet would be tight with the dollar?
I think I've cracked this guy's formula for tipping. It goes something like this.
Round down the total to the nearest ten dollars. For example, if the total is $44.86, round down to an even forty dollars for the purposes of calculation.
Tip 15% on the rounded figure. (So, if the rounded figure is $40.00, the tip would be an even $6.00.)
Congratulations. You have now left a crappy less-than-fifteen-percent tip.
he's tipping according to "retro" standards.
ReplyDeleteShamma lamma ding dong, I suck is hilarious...I'm still laughing...
ReplyDeleteHa, yeah, retro standards.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe the rest of his tip fell into the oversized cuffs in his blue jeans.
And, upon a second look at the drawing I realize I should have made his face fatter.
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